ada satu lagi benda lawak.. tadi aku mcm ingat nak citer… tapi baru kejap ni macam ingat.. tapi mcm dah lupa pula…
alaaaa ni time2 free2 ni lah pulak lupa… kang tgh sebok sebok baru ingat!
ishkkk belasah kang…
Mon kata masa dia balik Malaysia, dia pi main bola, tepi padang bola tu ada makcik jual nasi lemak. makcik jual nasi lemak tu ada anak kecik dalam umur 5-6 tahun kot..( macam complicated jer cerita aku ni kan? hahahhaha)
Oo sebelum tu, aku kena bagi tahu, rambut Mon dah panjang, maklum le dah setahun tak gunting rambut.
Lepas dia main bola, anak makcik jual nasi lemak tu tanya…
” Abang.. abang…, Abang ni lelaki ke perempuan?”
Mon : “ler… dah ko panggil aku abang, KO TANYA LAGI AKU LELAKI KE PEREMPUAN?????”
terus budak tu lari …hahahahhahahahhah
~~~~laki siapa lah ni~~~~~:)
p/s: ye sekarang semua org tgh sebok main bola…demam bola tak habeh lagi nampaknya.
I was waiting for Mon to finish his soccer training yesterday, when a friend of his brought out the topic of giving birth. Apparently, Mon’s friend had recently watched a movie called “The business of being born”. He found it very informative and would like to share the information with us.
The movie expressed the director’s interpretation on birth and how birth has become a business for doctors and hospitals. Whilst the best way to deliver a baby is by natural birth, most women were influenced/convinced that it’s too hard/difficult for them to do it. The movie also revealed the benefits of natural birth and the implications of c-section operations and all those birth drugs offered to women during deliveries.
Well, as you are all aware, although Mon and I have been married for 7 years now, we have yet to be blessed with a child. Although the idea of getting pregnant was so cute and appealing, the thought of screaming and pushing a baby out from my vagina is a pretty scary thought. I have make it clear to Mon, that should I got pregnant, the only way the baby is coming out of me is by C-Section and that’s that!
No movie could ever change my determination to get drugged, and cut to get my child out. However, having said that, I have watched the trailer of that movie and it is true that it is a pretty interesting movie.
Mothers and mothers to be.. if you are interested, check out this link :
http://www.thebusinessofbeingborn.com
…arghh saya adalah sangat takut sakit!!… hahahahah
I was told that some of the links in my previous post under this topic were broken. So here are the links once again
1) Laman Web Rasmi Bhg Pinjaman Perumahan - http://bpp.treasury.gov.my/web/
2) Carta Alir proses pinjaman - http://bpp.treasury.gov.my/web/
3) Kelayakan Pinjaman - http://bpp.treasury.gov.my/web/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=45&Itemid=136&lang=ms
4) Syarat - Syarat pinjaman - http://bpp.treasury.gov.my/web/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49&Itemid=140&lang=ms
5) Semakan Status Bayaran Balik Oleh Peminjam - http://pinjaman.treasury.gov.my/terimaan/terima.php
6) Semakan Baki Pinjaman - http://pinjaman.treasury.gov.my/baki.php
7) Semakan Status Permohonan - http://pinjaman.treasury.gov.my/proses/proses.php
Good Luck!!
what have i done? adakah saya berbuat jahat kepada anda sepertimana kesalahan yang konon nya kekeliruan yang anda serta pasangan anda buat terhadap saya beberapa bulan dahulu? atau tetiba sahaja anda bangun pagi dan membuat keputusan hendak berperangai pelik terhadap saya? Well sekiranya anda masih belum tahu… SAYA adalah sangat tidak PEDULI… Mungkin juga saya sedikit HAIRAN, tapi…saya sangat tidak PEDULI.
Sekian , terima kasih.
I do not wish to elaborate more. Enough by saying… I thought that life would be MUCH easier when KOJEK disappeared out of my life. Little that I know, like Kak Sewah used to remind me, HE WILL BE BACK. And he is now BACK with a new set of issues. Dear GOD please bless me with patience.
… seharian aku google nak carik benda alah kat atas ni.. TAK JUMPA ok?… apa memang tak wujud such facilities kat Malaysia? .. Kawan- kawan.. saya perlu pertolongan!…
This is an old photo taken in front of a groceries store near my place. This man, live in an apartment building next to my building. He dressed up like this every single day - 365 days a year! He put a smile on my face, every time i bumped into him..:).. aaa yang sebelah tu bukan gelpren mamat tu ok!! sila jangan salah faham … PEACE!
All over the globe, apart from the economic crisis, another popular subject is climate change. Climate change leads to the rise of sea levels that will threaten the existence of small islands and also contributes to all kinds of unexpected natural disasters. Not to mention, these bizarre heats that we have been experiencing lately.
In 1997, Kyoto Protocol was adopted in Kyoto Japan. This Protocol is an international agreement linked to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change. The major feature of the Kyoto Protocol is that it sets binding targets for 37 industrialized countries and the European community for reducing greenhouse gas (GHG) emission, (source : http://unfccc.int/kyoto_protocol/items/2830.php)
It sounds like perfect , but like everything else it is not. The implementation of Kyoto Protocol was stalled due to few significant factors, which includes the inclination of some developed countries to NOT ratify Kyoto Protocol and the lack of funds to help developing world in particular the least developed countries to finance their climate change mitigation and adaptation activities.
The WORLD is dying while we are still busy NEGOTIATING.
The issue of funding and technology transfer is very crucial for the developing countries, they deserved the right to developed, but at the same time, they need funds to help them use a better, cleaner and safer technology for their developments. unfortunately, they just don’t have enough money to do it.
Let us revert back to the world’s population data that I present to you few days back. The world’s population is now at 6831 million people. Let us just assume that half of them are poor people (earning less than USD1 per day). Still there’s about 3831 million people in this world who are doing well. Should all these 3831 million people spare 1 USD per month for a year to help the world address the climate change problems, we will have about USD 45972 millions to help make the world a better place!!!
Hmm, interesting huh? I just wish I have the know how and the resources, to set up this fund and help the world!!!
Howw aa?
oo lupa nak cerita…
Balik Malaysia hari tu.. dakwanie balik kampung.., jenguk pusara atuk nenek, jumpa Ngah.
Ngah is my mom’s older brother. He is about 65 years old. Dia ni “istimewa” Fizikal tak ada kekurangan cuma mentally lah, agak slow, cakap pun pelat. Tapi sangat rajin…sebab dia dah tua, dia tak ada la pi buat kerja kat kebun ke ladang getah ke, dia duduk jer rumah sambil buat penyapu lidi dari daun kelapa…
So dah setahun tak jumpa…. harus lah dakwanie sangat excited nak jumpa Ngah.
Turun jer dakwanie dari kereta dia kata ” emok gi ko nih (gemok lagi kau ni)” - ni macam ayat standard lah kan???
dakwanie ” harus laaaa kata senang hati, duit banyak!!!” ( sambil gelak2)
ngah : “lok la…(elok la..)”.. sengih
lepas makan rilek2, dia cakap “Apu anyak toh, nak awak alik? ( penyapu banyak tu, nak bawak balik?)”
Harus lah dakwanie dah start nak gelak…. “Mana boleh bawak balik ngah… nak naik kapal terbang, kang orang kapal terbang tu marah..”
” aaa alo arah ayah lah….awak…, iar lah itu, anyak tuh..” (kalau marah tak payah la…. biar lah situ banyak tu…)
ooo lupa nak cakap, aku memang pembeli penyapu dia yang setia….sajer bagi motivasi sket… padahal penyapu tu nanti buat sedekah jer kat orang.,…sebab sekali ambik lebih seploh ikat hahahha…
Habes citer penyapu, dia cakap.. ” asut but ngah tu la dah oyak…”( kasut but ngah tu la, dah koyak…)
But ni merefer kepada but plastik itam mcm org kerja pasar tu, dia pakai bawak menebas…
dakwanie.: ” la beli la….”
ngah : ” apo nak eli?” ( sapo nak beli?) macam agak marah la bunyi nyer kan
dakwanie: ” punya lah ramai org dalam umah ni, yang balik selalu selalu tu, SEKOR pun tak boleh beli?”
ngah: “huhhh yo tak andei… ko jo eti eli but tuh” ( huh, dio tak pandai, kau je reti beli but tu)
pastu dia pegi ambik but dia tunjuk kat dakwanie. Ada la koyak sket, kecik jer… tapi betul2 dia tunjuk depan mata la kan.. :))
dakwanie: ” hari ni tak sempat la kita nak pegi beli ngah, orang bagi duit je lah eh?”
ngah: ” aa yo lah, api ko agi au la cam ano nak eli but tuh” ( ha ye lah tapi ko bagi tau lah (sesiapa yg nak bawak tu la) cemana nak beli but tu..)
Nak balik tu, dakwanie pun ulur la duit sket nak buat beli but, seluar, air gas, keropok dan belbagai lagi benda kesukaan dia tu…
Harus la dia senyum lebar and pelok pelok aku kan?
” mok nih….” ( harus ke aku translate kan yang ni jugak ???)
