Job Vacancies- Members of Parliament

i think if, MP’s are the kind of jobs that can be advertised in the news paper like any other jobs vacancies, the advertisement would be :

The Parliament of Malaysia is looking for MPs’. Interested candidates should have good negotiations and communications skills, able to responds wisely towards ridiculuos comments made by other parliamentary members, respect the Royal Institutions of Malaysia and putting the voters interest first before any other personal agendas. Interested applicants could submit their resume to the people of Malaysia before year 2012 or any other dates given by the government later.

p/s: i am kind of sick with the Funny parliamentary session lately. For god sake, all these people are trusted to run states if not this country. But instead if having wise discussions they fights like school girls.  ~PEACE~